Now The Baby is Here
For many months now your body has been a temple. You have unselfishly denied yourself the things that you crave for the benefit of your newborn. You stood by while others indulged themselves but not once did you complain........ Well actually you did. " It's allright for you, you can have a drink" and "No I won't I'm pregnant you see" seemed to trip from your lips on a regular basis. Worse was to come. You entered the "I don't really miss it" and the "I probably won't bother drinking again" phase of pious dimwittery that afflicts the hormone ravaged mind of the expectant mother. Now the reality should have hit home. The baby is here and you can't put it back where it came from even if you wanted to. After having a baby new mothers are often grateful for well thought out , sensitively given advice.......... So here's a poem to guide you

"it's time to rejoin the human race Just pop the cork, get off your face"

Oh and congratulations! You are a total STAR!!!!

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