MortgageHell: First time buyer wine label
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Remember how we said that we were thrilled when you told us that you were finally taking the step onto the property ladder.

Housewarming Wine
Remember how we said that we were thrilled when you told us that you were finally taking the step onto the property ladder.
We Lied.
Welcome to the ball and chain club. Instead of looking the world in the eye willing and able to take just about anything that life throws at you with a shrug and a smile before moving on to the next adventure you will now be tied forever to a tiny pile of needy and greedy bricks. You are now officially owned by your own possessions. You are one of us. Get used to telling people that it’s great to finally put down some roots and that it’s good to have a stake in society but you too will come to know that the stake has been driven through your young and carefree heart.

The grapes that are used to make this wine are treaded by a family of cash rich nomads who sing songs about the stupidity of once rebellious but ultimately conformist wage slaves whilst they stamp.

An ideal wine to drink while staring into the abyss.

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